I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.
You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.
Yep need it
I WOULD BUY THIS IN A HOT SECOND.
sorry babe i couldnt afford an engagement ring but heres a meme i printed out and taped to a rock
HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:
1. Pour out how much you think you need.
i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do
It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you
The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.
update: i banged him